Year of Jenny: Hey, we need to talk for a second.
Sebastian The List Man: Uh oh. That doesn't sound good.
Year of Jenny: How can you tell what I sound like? I'm on IM.
Sebastian The List Man: Jenny. Go.
Year of Jenny: K, I think you really upset Sophia with your last post about the transcendentalists.
Sebastian The List Man: What? Sophia read the word "transcendentalists"?
Year of Jenny: SEE?
Sebastian The List Man: I was kidding. You know that. Look, you know I love Sophia. I love all you girls. But ever since Eva's New Year's party when we had that random hookup, I get the feeling she wants to actually date me. And I know in Sunset Heat, we were VERY into eah other, but that was vacation and this is New York.
Year of Jenny: OMG you sound like that guy from Legally Blonde.
Sebastian The List Man: Yeah I don't know what you're talking about.
Year of Jenny: Like how Chris Martin was all over that SNL intern for like a year but then when he realized he should get married it had to be Gwyneth.
Sebastian The List Man: K what does Coldplay have to do with Sophia and Thoreau?
Year of Jenny: I think you're missing the point. Which is probably my fault. Sorry, major caffeine rush, went for Starbucks with the band and I'm buzzed.
Sebastian The List Man: It's okay, go on.
Year of Jenny: What I'm trying to say is that Sophia is very upset. She thinks you think she's dumb.
Sebastian The List Man: When does Sophia care what anybody thinks about her, ever? That's why she's so cool.
Year of Jenny: Exactly, so you know this is really serious.
Sebastian The List Man: Look I would never want to hurt Sophia. She's incredible. You know that.
Year of Jenny: Yeah, she's been one of my best friends during this awful Reed thing. Which is shocking.
Sebastian The List Man: But Sophia is on a different planet than me right now. I want to really make some art, get some things out there, make a difference, and every time I've tried to talk with Sophia, all she wants to talk about is like, Factory Girl.
Year of Jenny:Well. Maybe you should give her a chance to talk about something else.
Sebastian The List Man: Okay, what does THAT mean?
Year of Jenny: Whatever, it's late, let's deal with this tomorrow. Brunch? 7A?
Sebastian The List Man: Breakfast, I have a ton of work to do on this portfolio I'm sending to Rivington Arms.
Year of Jenny: K, that's fine. And just so you know - the transcendentalists are also a punk band.
Sebastian The List Man: No crap. Really?
Year of Jenny: Really. love ya, bye.